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[monster_san]

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text | MISFIRE

[khajidont]

I mean I COULD get her a video game but I feel like that's not that personal plus it's kind of her job to play them so also not as fun

I dunno, what do you think I should get her for her birthday? We talk a lot but I'm not sure what she'll really want

Think it'd be tacky to lump in Christmas and her birthday for one megagift?

[monster_san]

[It takes quite a bit of time before a reply to this happens. Fuu has been thinking about her birthday, but she didn't think anybody else was. She's stunned and honestly quite touched to get this text. In fact, she reads it a few times just to make sure he means her, but she doesn't know of any other imPorts working for Jules Joel Jefferson's magazine.

Obviously he got the wrong number, and it's quite awkward to reply when you're the person he's asking about, but she can't just ignore it. Also, she can imagine the look on his face and once she does, she can't not provoke that reaction.

Even if she won't actually see it.]

I'm not so familiar with American Christmas traditions. What's usually done when a person has a birthday in December?

[khajidont]

[sHIT]

[khajidont]

YOU SAW NOTHING

[monster_san]

I'm afraid I have, Jaime-san.

[khajidont]

I was definitely talking about a different friend

[monster_san]

Oh! I see. Which is why it's so critical that I see nothing of this communication.

[monster_san]

I'm sure this entirely different person will be very touched to know that one of her best friends remembered her birthday when she doesn't have any family here.

[khajidont]

Well. How could I forget the birthday of someone as special as the person that definitely isn't you?

Also, if you were this person, what would you want. Hypothetically speaking.

[monster_san]

That may take some thought, since you're asking me to imagine what a complete stranger would want for Christmas.

But maybe she'd like a scarf, like the one the traveler in Sojourn wears. Even if it isn't one of her favorite games, a scarf is always welcome.

[yes they're in florida it appeals to her weird sense of humor ok]

[khajidont]

That's a pretty easy present.

[khajidont]

[......]

And I'm sorry about ruining the surprise, by the way. I really wanted to get you something you weren't expecting! I have no idea how this got sent to you instead. I swear I checked twice.

[monster_san]

Don't be! I'm still surprised and I wasn't expecting anyone to get me something at all. [...] In fact I was getting ready to be sad and lonely about the whole thing. Evidently that wasn't too smart.

[khajidont]

Fuu!

You know, even if you didn't remember, you could have at least just told me. Maybe I wouldn't have had a gift ready but I could have at least taken you out for some good food

Which is like half of what birthdays are about

[monster_san]

[you can't see it, but she's laughing quite a bit behind the screen... at herself, truth be told. she's fallen into exactly the kind of fault her sister pointed out, and which she herself gets so frustrated with when she sees it in her friends.]

The cake is integral of course.

I guess it felt awkward. The idea of telling people 'by the way my birthday is soon' seemed too much like I was imposing on them.

[khajidont]

It's not imposing when we care about you!

It's a little weird being here without any close friends from home right? Because they would already know about it being your birthday. When all of us can only be friends once we meet each other here, you gotta give everyone else a headstart on knowing these things

Otherwise we'll never know!

[monster_san]

It's one of those little pieces of knowledge you take for granted. When you're a kid, all your friends learn because your parents organize the birthday party, and maybe you bring sweets to share with your classmates.

But in retrospect this like my first journey, when we had to tell each other our names, what grade we were in, blood type in case we were injured....

In that spirit, what's your birthday again? I don't want to miss it.

[khajidont]

Yeah, exactly. Trust me, I know how weird it is. I didn't have many friends back home, but I had GOOD ones. Ones that knew my birthday cuz I'd known them since I was in diapers. Getting here, having to get to know a bunch of people for the first time? That can get weird.

So you're gonna have to be patient with guys like me.

Also my birthday's in March.

[AND THEN HE TELLS HER THE DATE that I forgot mumblemumble]

[monster_san]

I'm the same way--and I'm glad to have a few people who are excellent. It's better than having a thousand on FriendFace.

[SHE WILL WRITE THAT THE HECK DOWN]